The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
· Californians shiver uncontrollably.
· Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
· Italian Cars won't start
· Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
· American water freezes
· Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
· New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
· Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
· Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
· Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C)
· Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.
· Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
· Ethyl alcohol freezes.
· Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C)
· Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
· Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
· Hell freezes over.
· The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

Good one I like the last one about the Leafs !

The first 2 are absolutely true! After a bad cold spell, I'll drive around with the window down when it gets above freezing - if I'm in my chore gear of course. I like walking around Pomona when it's 50-65 above. You can tell the Canadians from the natives by the racing t-shirts vs the racing jackets.

good one lol

I remember one time it got down to -55 C for 5 or 6 days. When it warmed back up to -25 I was outside bbqing in some shorts and a T-shirt and this truck driver came along and asked if I was crazy or something. I told him it was finally warm out! lol.

its all true
although aside from a week its been a pretty mild winter for us so far.
I'm sure mother nature will make up for it again in may like this past year.