liar liar pants on fire .........
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liar liar pants on fire .........
> · A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people
> when they lie.
> He decides to test it at dinner.
> "Son, where were you today?"
> The son says "at school dad."
> Robot slaps the son!
> ..."Ok, I watched a dvd at my friend’s house!"
> "What dvd?"
> "Toy story."
> Robot slaps the son again!
> "Ok, it was a porno" cries the son.
> "What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was" says the dad.
> Robot slaps the dad!
> Mum laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly your son."
> Robot slaps the mum..Bahah
> when they lie.
> He decides to test it at dinner.
> "Son, where were you today?"
> The son says "at school dad."
> Robot slaps the son!
> ..."Ok, I watched a dvd at my friend’s house!"
> "What dvd?"
> "Toy story."
> Robot slaps the son again!
> "Ok, it was a porno" cries the son.
> "What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was" says the dad.
> Robot slaps the dad!
> Mum laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly your son."
> Robot slaps the mum..Bahah
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Re: liar liar pants on fire .........
that's funny stuff right there......
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Re: liar liar pants on fire .........
That's a real good one Nickster!! Where in the world do you come up with that stuff
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Re: liar liar pants on fire .........
56Tbird wrote:That's a real good one Nickster!! Where in the world do you come up with that stuff
DUDE IM STILL LAUGHING AT THAT ONE ......
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Re: liar liar pants on fire .........
That was the best joke I have read in a long time. hahahahahahaha
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Re: liar liar pants on fire .........
What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey?
Usually you get onions with big floppy ears...But every once and a while you get
A piece of a** that will bring tears to your eyes
Usually you get onions with big floppy ears...But every once and a while you get
A piece of a** that will bring tears to your eyes
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Re: liar liar pants on fire .........
I thought you might like thatbruno wrote:56Tbird wrote:That's a real good one Nickster!! Where in the world do you come up with that stuff
DUDE IM STILL LAUGHING AT THAT ONE ......
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