Ford does think of everything
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Ford does think of everything
Larry Williams October 20th 2011, 7:04 pm
On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Mike Weir drives his new Ford Fusion into a gas station in a remote town. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"How's she cuttin' bye" (boy) says the attendant. Mike nods a quick 'hello' and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are dose?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Mike.
"Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the attendant.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Mike.
"Fookin Jaysus", says the Newfoundlander, "Ford tinks of everyting! "
"How's she cuttin' bye" (boy) says the attendant. Mike nods a quick 'hello' and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are dose?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Mike.
"Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the attendant.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Mike.
"Fookin Jaysus", says the Newfoundlander, "Ford tinks of everyting! "
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Re: Ford does think of everything
jasonf October 20th 2011, 10:01 pm
lmao. copying that one right over to FB.
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