Okalahoma....Jon..
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Okalahoma....Jon..
56Tbird September 16th 2009, 10:11 am
When you're from the country you look at things a little differently.....
An Oklahoma farmer got in his pickup and drove to a neighbouring farm and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is you Dad home?" the rancher asked.
"No sir, he isn't," the boy replied. "He went into town."
"Well," said the rancher, "Is your Mother here?"
"No sir, she's not here either. She went into town with Dad."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No sir, he went with Mom and Dad."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.
"Is there anything I can do for you?" the boy asked politely. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a message for Dad."
"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant."
The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa about that," he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets for Jon."
An Oklahoma farmer got in his pickup and drove to a neighbouring farm and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is you Dad home?" the rancher asked.
"No sir, he isn't," the boy replied. "He went into town."
"Well," said the rancher, "Is your Mother here?"
"No sir, she's not here either. She went into town with Dad."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No sir, he went with Mom and Dad."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.
"Is there anything I can do for you?" the boy asked politely. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a message for Dad."
"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant."
The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa about that," he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets for Jon."
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Re: Okalahoma....Jon..
FE_Rex September 16th 2009, 9:41 pm
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Re: Okalahoma....Jon..
IcallhimGeorge September 16th 2009, 10:01 pm
its all good as long as he stays away from my sister
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Re: Okalahoma....Jon..
kjett September 16th 2009, 10:05 pm
IcallhimGeorge wrote:its all good as long as he stays away from my sister
Yeah, cause I called dibs on her a while ago....
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Re: Okalahoma....Jon..
IcallhimGeorge September 16th 2009, 10:08 pm
damn you.
I still think you shouldve beat her bfs a$$ back in March.
I still think you shouldve beat her bfs a$$ back in March.
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Re: Okalahoma....Jon..
kjett September 16th 2009, 10:09 pm
I think a few of us wanted to, but you said no.....
Next time don't get so drunk and your girlie side won't show as much!
Next time don't get so drunk and your girlie side won't show as much!
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Re: Okalahoma....Jon..
Nevs September 16th 2009, 10:16 pm
Jon does have a diverse resume doesn't he. Is there anything he can't do 
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Re: Okalahoma....Jon..
richter69 September 17th 2009, 8:18 am
................difference in OK and KY.............in KY the little boy would be Dan, and the Farmer would have found out his son was gay....................... 
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Re: Okalahoma....Jon..
56Tbird September 17th 2009, 9:30 am
Fagio, why do you always bring up gay stuff?? 
You must be hiding something in your closet there Cowboy 
You must be hiding something in your closet there Cowboy
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Re: Okalahoma....Jon..
the Coug September 17th 2009, 10:11 am
56Tbird wrote:Fagio, why do you always bring up gay stuff??
HHHMMMMM chaps, spurs, and a whip? Ride um cowboy
Randy
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Re: Okalahoma....Jon..
kjett September 17th 2009, 10:19 am
uh oh, sounds like "brokeback mountain" is moving to KY. Too close to comfort for me!!!
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