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Post  schmitty September 29th 2009, 10:31 pm

A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks
in the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad for “Gorilla
Removers.” He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he’ll be
over in 30 minutes.

The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He’s got a
ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. “What are
you going to do”, the homeowner asks?

“I’m going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I’m going to
go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat.
When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his
testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for
me to put him in the cage in the back of the van.”

So the guy puts the ladder up, gets the bat and the shotgun and walks
towards the ladder. As he gets to the base of the ladder, he hands the
shotgun to the homeowner.

“What’s the shotgun for?” asks the homeowner.

“If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!” Shocked
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Post  bigblockfox468 September 30th 2009, 9:23 am

Thats a goodin Very Happy
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Post  ThndrChkn September 30th 2009, 9:28 am

Laughing Laughing Laughing Nice...









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Post  Old blue Racin Team September 30th 2009, 9:42 am

lol!
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Post  capri-sun September 30th 2009, 8:46 pm

DOESNT THAT GUY POST ON THIS SITE!!!!!!!! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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Post  John G October 4th 2009, 3:43 am

I prefer to go with a gorilla gun loaded with bananna clips.
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Post  dirtbogger October 6th 2009, 7:40 am

capri-sun wrote:DOESNT THAT GUY POST ON THIS SITE!!!!!!!! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
Yeah!!! I think his name is Bruno!! lol!

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Post  70bbftorino October 6th 2009, 8:21 am

that made me laugh pretty good, im usually to lazy to read a joke longer than 2 sentences...........thanks for a laugh b4 work
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Post  schmitty October 6th 2009, 8:44 am

John G wrote:I prefer to go with a gorilla gun loaded with bananna clips.
Laughing Laughing Laughing
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