Gorilla remover
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Gorilla remover
schmitty September 29th 2009, 10:31 pm
A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks
in the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad for “Gorilla
Removers.” He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he’ll be
over in 30 minutes.
The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He’s got a
ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. “What are
you going to do”, the homeowner asks?
“I’m going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I’m going to
go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat.
When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his
testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for
me to put him in the cage in the back of the van.”
So the guy puts the ladder up, gets the bat and the shotgun and walks
towards the ladder. As he gets to the base of the ladder, he hands the
shotgun to the homeowner.
“What’s the shotgun for?” asks the homeowner.
“If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!”
in the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad for “Gorilla
Removers.” He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he’ll be
over in 30 minutes.
The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He’s got a
ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. “What are
you going to do”, the homeowner asks?
“I’m going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I’m going to
go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat.
When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his
testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for
me to put him in the cage in the back of the van.”
So the guy puts the ladder up, gets the bat and the shotgun and walks
towards the ladder. As he gets to the base of the ladder, he hands the
shotgun to the homeowner.
“What’s the shotgun for?” asks the homeowner.
“If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!”
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Re: Gorilla remover
John G October 4th 2009, 3:43 am
I prefer to go with a gorilla gun loaded with bananna clips.
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Re: Gorilla remover
dirtbogger October 6th 2009, 7:40 am
Yeah!!! I think his name is Bruno!!capri-sun wrote:DOESNT THAT GUY POST ON THIS SITE!!!!!!!!
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Re: Gorilla remover
70bbftorino October 6th 2009, 8:21 am
that made me laugh pretty good, im usually to lazy to read a joke longer than 2 sentences...........thanks for a laugh b4 work
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Re: Gorilla remover
schmitty October 6th 2009, 8:44 am
John G wrote:I prefer to go with a gorilla gun loaded with bananna clips.
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