Only in this world.......

These should make y'all a little happier this fine morning.


Only in This World
......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the
Store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.


Only in This world
.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in This World
.....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters..

Only in This World
......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put
Our useless junk in the garage.


Whoever thought of this one, should be hanged...
Only in This World ...........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
Packages of eight..


Only in This World .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.



EVER WONDER
...

Why the sun lightens
Our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why don't you ever see the
Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?


Why is
'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that
Doctors call what they do 'practice'?


Why is lemon juice made
With artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who
Invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of
Day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there
Mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah
Swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the
Needle for lethal injections?

You know that
Indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep
Shrink when it rains?


Why are they called
Apartments when they are all stuck together?

I like this one!!!
If con is the opposite of
Pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so
Safe,why do they call the airport the terminal?

Love it.....

The hog dog thing befuddles me as well. Idiots

I got the hotdog quandary licked, I buy the 24 pack of hotdogs and 3 8-packs of buns.

1.Only in This World
......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put
Our useless junk in the garage.


Whoever thought of this one, should be hanged...
Only in This World ...........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
Packages of eight.

Hey Doug,I resemble that first remark.

And the Hot Dog one is understandable,the other 2 weiners are for the Dog.