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Post  Larry Williams August 19th 2012, 9:18 pm



The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents
to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the
kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.

There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies
saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only
Janie was left.

‘Janie, do you have a story to share?'

''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a
Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out
over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol,
and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and
then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.
She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed
four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the
last Iraqi with her bare hands.

''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your Daddy tell
you was the moral to this horrible story?

“Don't **** with Mommy when she's been drinking."
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Post  342g August 19th 2012, 9:27 pm

Larry Williams wrote:

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents
to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the
kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.

There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies
saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only
Janie was left.

‘Janie, do you have a story to share?'

''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a
Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out
over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol,
and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and
then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.
She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed
four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the
last Iraqi with her bare hands.

''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your Daddy tell
you was the moral to this horrible story?

“Don't **** with Mommy when she's been drinking."

Great Very Happy Very Happy cheers
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Post  dfree383 August 20th 2012, 12:41 pm

Ohhhhh Rah!
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Post  schmitty August 20th 2012, 10:06 pm

Shocked TRUE DAT!!!!!!!!!
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Post  Nevs August 21st 2012, 7:05 pm

You never f**k with a Marine! cheers
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