Nuff Said !!!
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Nuff Said !!!
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
-No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel shit
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no shit Sherlock!....
It's not like it could get much worse
Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
-No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel shit
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no shit Sherlock!....
It's not like it could get much worse
Larry Williams- Posts : 884
Join date : 2009-08-08
Age : 79
Location : Wallacetown Ontario
Re: Nuff Said !!!
My Middle Eastern Experiance.......Larry Williams wrote:Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas - YEP, BUT A NUMBER OF HOLIDAYS YOU DONT HAVE IN THE WEST......
- No television - NOPE NOT TRUE IVE EVEN SEEN TITS ON TV HERE..... HAVE CABLE TV
- No nude women - DEPENDS.....
- No football - NOPE GOT IT
- No pork chops - YEP
- No hot dogs - NOPE GOT THEM
- No burgers - NOPE GOT THEM
- No beer - THIS ONE HURTS
- No bacon - SO DOES THIS ONE......
- Rags for clothes - NOT REALLY LOTS OF WESTERN CLOTHS HERE
- Towels for hats - YEP
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower - TRUE, CAN"T STAND THIS ONE
- More than one wife - YEP... BUT ONLY THE RICH GUYS
- More than one mother in law - YEP POSSIBLE
- You can't shave - NOT TRUE THEY DO SHAVE
- Your wife can't shave - NOT TRUE
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey - I HAVENT SEEN ANY HERE>>> BUT PLENTY OF CAMELS
- You cook over burning camel shit - NO THEY USE GAS, GOT PLENTY OF IT !!
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you - NOT THE GUYS I KNOW... BUT WHAT DO I CARE?
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey - MAYBE...... BUT I WILL SAY LOCALS HERE ARE ALOT CLEANER THAN THE IMPORTED WORKERS......
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no shit Sherlock!....
It's not like it could get much worse - YES IT COULD.....
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Re: Nuff Said !!!
Another goodun
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