Why some men have DOGS, and not WIVES.........

ThndrChkn October 15th 2009, 11:45 am

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: Laughing

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff..

Doug... Cool

Treeyasoon October 15th 2009, 12:12 pm

I like it!
Don't forget #15...

If your wife is banging on the front door, and your dog is whining at the back door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course...It will shut the hell up once you let it inside! Laughing

56Tbird October 15th 2009, 12:57 pm

AMEN

jasonf October 15th 2009, 1:08 pm

And #16, if you lock both of them in the trunk for a day the dog will be happy to see you when you let them out.

IcallhimGeorge October 15th 2009, 1:15 pm

hahaha!

I love my dogs.

John I. October 15th 2009, 3:23 pm

LMFAO Jason! Never heard that one before, and I AM going to use it... Very Happy

PROSTREET66 October 15th 2009, 4:13 pm

My dog never says a word when I snore like three freight trains at night time.My ole lady will whack the shit out of me and tell me to roll over.Boy I love my Boxer!!Hey guys,whatkind of dogs does everybody else have??And yes I mean the four legged kind.