Beware of the Idiots!!

Please tell me you folks have people like this in the US too!!!

Idiot Sighting Stories:

My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave
the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter..


She said, 'you gave me too much money.'


I said,'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but
they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me
back 75 cents in change.


Do not confuse the clerks at MacD's.



IDIOT SIGHTING:


We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that
one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the
opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears
made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady,
you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and
he said,
'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two..'


We haven't used Sears repair since. Happened in Ottawa.



IDIOT SIGHTING :


I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local
township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING
sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out
here! I don't think this is a
good place for them to be crossing anymore.'


Story from Collingwood, Ontario.



IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:


My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the
person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but
they only had iceberg lettuce.


From Winnipeg, Manitoba.



IDIOT SIGHTING:


I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'


Happened in Toronto, Ontario.



IDIOT SIGHTING:


The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I
was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine. She
asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind
people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'


She is a government employee in Montreal, Quebec



IDIOT SIGHTING:


When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our
car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service
department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers
side door. As I watched from the
passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that
it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!'
His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.'


This was at the Ford dealership in Guelph, Ontario.


Oh boy.......these morrons drive and vote!!!

Bill

A JB Hunt truck driver was slowing down and starting to back up traffic behind him when another driver came over the CB radio and ask if he was running out of fuel.He replied "no, i'm out of Lowell Arkansas

Yep we have them in the good old usa if the cash register didn't tell them how much change you were to get back they would be lost here to not like back when the cash register only gave the total

bbf-falcon wrote:A JB Hunt truck driver was slowing down and starting to back up traffic behind him when another driver came over the CB radio and ask if he was running out of fuel.He replied "no, i'm out of Lowell Arkansas

D'oh!! Those JB Hunt guys don't get much respect!! About on par with Werner and Swift drivers!!

Bill

Yea, I hear that when they go up North in the winter,that the ditches are all reserved for them and the RAGHEADS

bbf-falcon wrote:Yea, I hear that when they go up North in the winter,that the ditches are all reserved for them and the RAGHEADS

You heard right Rick!! We stopped at a truck stop up in northern Ontario. These two carpet jockeys stoped all chattering on their cel phone. Seems they side-swiped a friggen rock face with their semi along the highway, what a mess, two flat tires, lots of scratches. Middle of the day, nice and sunny, Nice.

Bill

bbf-falcon wrote:A JB Hunt truck driver was slowing down and starting to back up traffic behind him when another driver came over the CB radio and ask if he was running out of fuel.He replied "no, i'm out of Lowell Arkansas

i might know that guy, i think he drives a chity