Swedish Virgin Wedding

SWEDISH VIRGIN WEDDING

Olaf Swenson was out in his pasture when he took a lightning-quick kick from a cow...right in his groin.



Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. As soon as he could manage, Olaf took himself to the doctor.



"How bad is it Doc?" Olaf asked because I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiance, Lena, she is still a Virgin -- in every vay."



The doctor told him, "Olaf, I'll have to put your willy in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together...



Olaf replied "ok Doc; I leave it on dere as long as I can."



Olof mentioned none of this to Lena before marring her or even as this left for their honeymoon.



The first night of their honeymoon; Lena ripped open her blouse to reveal the most beautiful, untouched breasts.



She said: "Olaf...you da first vun to EVER see deez."



Olof immediately dropped his drawers and said:

"Look at dis Lena ... mine is still in DA CRATE!"

LMAO!!!

Now that's some funny shit.

Shit that's HIlarious, whats even funnier is that this is a true story, only it wasn't olaf and lena, it was actually Tore and Bev.

OMG!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!   Tore and Bev??????   they don't live in Sweden

bbf-falcon wrote:Shit that's HIlarious, whats even funnier is that this is a true story, only it wasn't olaf and lena, it was actually Tore and Bev.

FTW

bbf-falcon wrote:Shit that's HIlarious, whats even funnier is that this is a true story, only it wasn't olaf and lena, it was actually Tore and Bev.

WTF I didn't think you were smart enough to figure that out!!!