Gotta be talented......

...........to get a telemarketer to hang up on you.


I'm such an ass...........

All you have to do is ask what color panties she's wearing ,so I can make this phone call worth while!!, they hang up all the time on me!!
Frank

Well this was a dude..............

I spent the whole 3 minutes and listened to his bs, he asked the question he was supposed to ask at the end of it and I told him to hold on a sec. put him on hold for 4 1/2 minutes.............dude was still there. I asked him how it felt to have 4 1/2 minutes of his life wasted like he just did to me............asked him if he would like to waste some more..I had all night..............dude hung up lol .



Have used the panties thing before.........that usually gets a a hang up as well.

Both are great ideas I'll to remember them

when they call just start acting like you are loven a goat , i know that bad but when thay call my house one time thay never call back. i dont even have to be on a list. get as loud as you can, make goat sounds ,and they think you are one sick minded person.
logan

I have quite a few I use on them. My favorite is when I answer, and they ask if Mr. Brown is there. I tell them I hope not because I'm robbing his home. I just hear a (CLICK).

my dad asked a caller one day if they had any porn for sale,chick said we do.he asked for some free samples and she sent two dvd's to us.after that she called every week,boy was that a screwup.the dvd's wer'nt bad! sometimes if it's a guy and they ask for me i tell them he's in jail for shooting a telemarketer.

a guy i know hands the phone to his 3 year old son.

I got a call a few weeks ago and it was some gal from Buckmasters wanting me to buy a subscription and maybe win a trip hunting with Jackie Bushman......

I ask Her why the F*&K I would want to take that SOB hunting,,,, she said no you could win a trip hunting with him... I said again WHY would I want to take that SOB hunting can't he find any more Pouching Leases?????? or Canned Hunts???? I told Her I hated That SOB and if I won that trip would they let me whip his A$$? she hung up.....



Randy

Coug hates everybody...................

no Jon I just can't stand him he gets all the Pouching leases to get the Biggest Bucks.... now all you hunters know you never always get the Biggest buck, but he does..... so they are setup Canned hunts....


Randy

whats hunting? kinda like football?


Sorry man, I gotta bust on ya. I was at the inlaws and they are big time hunters, they caught a lot of hell lol.

I used to hunt back in the day, hardest part was rolling the window down................

i just tell them he died about two weeks ago.

You should have heard my conversation with the U.S. Census Bureau last week, it was a classic...

richter69 wrote: I used to hunt back in the day, hardest part was rolling the window down................

Still is, especially with my 88 F-150 got the manual windows......

Must have been a hunter that designed the "one touch down" feature!!

Bill

Looks like I'm doing good .....untill Coug said his name I did not know who Jackie Bushman/Bushwoman was .

Lem Evans wrote:Looks like I'm doing good .....untill Coug said his name I did not know who Jackie Bushman/Bushwoman was .

He's a poucher...........

richter69 wrote:
I used to hunt back in the day, hardest part was rolling the window down................

Up here in Ohio they sell us hunting vehicles. Some of them have a cloth top that actually folds down, and then some have a top that has a slide that lets a opening go back , so you can shoot from the roof. It 's like a moving tri Pod.

I used to give them a tough time. But now, if they dont sound like they're from India i dont bust their balls. I'm sure theres many of them who are put in the position of being a telemarketer because they need to pay the bills somehow in these tough times...
Theres actually a fair size telemarketing firm that started up here.....they employ like 400 people... SO although i hate them... If it was the difference for me between my family starving, or going on public assistance, or telemarketing... i'd pick up the phone in a heartbeat.

Yea, I agree w/that. My boy had to do it for a while. kept the lights on and the baby fed. He said he talked to alot that said they would buy the Mags he was selling because he was the first one in quite a while that they could understand.