Hey KY Jelly..you ever tried this ?
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Hey KY Jelly..you ever tried this ?
A young farm couple, Homer and Darlene, got married and just couldn't seem to get enough lovin'.. In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they made love. When Homer came back from the fields, they made love. And again at bedtime, they made love.
The problem was their nooner: it took Homer a half hour to travel home and another half hour to return to the fields and he just wasn't getting enough work done. Finally Homer asked the town doctor what to do.
"Homer," said the doctor, "just take your rifle out to the field with you and when you're in the mood, fire off a shot into the air. That will be Darlene's signal to come out to you. Then you won't lose any field time."
They tried Doc's advice and it worked well for a while until one day, when Homer came back to the doctor's office.
"What's wrong?" asked the Doc. "Didn't my idea work?"
"Oh, it worked real good," said Homer.
"Whenever I was in the mood, I fired off ashot like you said and Darlene'd come runnin'. We'd find a secluded place, make love, and then she'd go back home agin."
"Good, Homer. So what's the problem?" asked the Doc.
" I ain't seen her since huntin' season started."
The problem was their nooner: it took Homer a half hour to travel home and another half hour to return to the fields and he just wasn't getting enough work done. Finally Homer asked the town doctor what to do.
"Homer," said the doctor, "just take your rifle out to the field with you and when you're in the mood, fire off a shot into the air. That will be Darlene's signal to come out to you. Then you won't lose any field time."
They tried Doc's advice and it worked well for a while until one day, when Homer came back to the doctor's office.
"What's wrong?" asked the Doc. "Didn't my idea work?"
"Oh, it worked real good," said Homer.
"Whenever I was in the mood, I fired off ashot like you said and Darlene'd come runnin'. We'd find a secluded place, make love, and then she'd go back home agin."
"Good, Homer. So what's the problem?" asked the Doc.
" I ain't seen her since huntin' season started."
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Re: Hey KY Jelly..you ever tried this ?
Sounds like something a KENTUCKY hillbilly would try.
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lol thats a good one
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Re: Hey KY Jelly..you ever tried this ?
now THAT'S FUNNY!! I haven't heard that one before
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Re: Hey KY Jelly..you ever tried this ?
Negrodamus says Tweety will get spanked for referencing Ky jelly to jokes
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Re: Hey KY Jelly..you ever tried this ?
Wow ,is duck season over already?? Glad to see your still kickin
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no its just getting good , but I had to get some sleep today
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you'll freeze your nads off this weekend out there
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No more personal questions of the KY ....PLEASE56Tbird wrote:you'll freeze your nads off this weekend out there
Re: Hey KY Jelly..you ever tried this ?
Well exsqueeze me
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I'm gonna have 900 post soon!! i hope to make a post in some tech deal before that!!
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56Tbird wrote:I'm gonna have 900 post soon!! i hope to make a post in some tech deal before that!!
Your gonna have all kinds of tech stuff to dole out here soon.................
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I can hardly wait!! i'm gonna impress the Cooger Elvis is dead in case you didn't know
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But today is Elvis's birthday ,so Rock On Dude!!!
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