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Post  the Coug April 21st 2010, 8:00 pm


DEATH OF THE OLD COW:

Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it
Full on, and the car comes to a stop. Nancy , in her
Usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur, "You get
Out and check--you were driving." So the chauffeur
Gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead
But it was old. "You were driving, so you go and tell
The farmer," says Nancy .

Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally plastered,
Hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.
"My God, what happened to you?" asks Nancy .

The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer
Opened his best bottle of malt whiskey, the wife gave me
a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me."

"What on earth did you say?" asks Nancy .

"I just knocked on the door and when it opened I said to
Them, "I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just
Killed the old cow."



NOW THAT'S FUNNY ! I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE!!!!!!


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Post  rck532 April 21st 2010, 8:52 pm

good one lol
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Post  schmitty April 21st 2010, 9:45 pm

The Coug strikes again. Laughing
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Post  Maddmattmustangs April 21st 2010, 9:52 pm

lol! nice!
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