Anatomy of a car

We all know that the motor is the heart, the body the skin, and the rear end need i say more. But what would the transmission be? Would it be considered the guts? Considering it has to take all of it in and either makes the car shit and get or gives you the squirts down the track.

Just something to think about as I get my transmission rebuilt from the recent melt down leaving me with the squirts.

I figured that out for EVERY part last year, lets see if I can remember them.

You-brain
tongue- metering block
feet-tires
waist-axle
spine-driveshaft
eyes-headlights
mouth-intake
stomache-cylinder
butt-header collector
sweat-radiator fluid
hair-filter
lungs-piston

now can you figure out WHY each is what it is? I know. The oil pump would kind of be the heart because it pumps the oil through the motor. But then what would the motor be?

Camshafts the pace maker of the body

Maddmattmustangs wrote:Camshafts the pace maker of the body

cam-cerebellum (controls balance and movement)

motor don't have a oil pump think on that one the
Coug made me do it

69F100 wrote:motor don't have a oil pump think on that one the
Coug made me do it

engine does though.....

69F100 wrote:motor don't have a oil pump think on that one the
Coug made me do it

Yes I know, an ENGINE does. My grandpa gets me on that one, I know the diference, I just say either or.

69F100 wrote:motor don't have a oil pump think on that one the
Coug made me do it

Big Daddy A/C has a motor with an oil pump. 60hp hollow shaft irrigation motor, it pumps oil to the top bearing. My well pump engines all have oil pumps too.

schmitty wrote:

69F100 wrote:motor don't have a oil pump think on that one the
Coug made me do it

Big Daddy A/C has a motor with an oil pump. 60hp hollow shaft irrigation motor, it pumps oil to the top bearing. My well pump engines all have oil pumps too.

OK schitty you got me on that one I wasn't think good ,Yes some motors do we have a big IR air compressor at work that the ultra coolant oil get pump to the the motor bearing the other 5 air campressors I have to put 2 shots of grease in each bearing every oil change.

I know most of us call a engine a motor alot I even catch my self doing it.
I was just messing with him.

All bow down before Big Daddy!



I know you were just trying to give me a hard time, just trying to school me a bit. Grandpa has done it enough so I caught that one.

The Tranny would be the DRIVE(motivation) that gets it up and moving

I guess we all know what the shifter is.................

richter69 wrote:I guess we all know what the shifter is.................

I touch my shifter every now and then to get her going in the right direction

OK so whats the "Crank" ???

dfree383 wrote:OK so whats the "Crank" ???

Your sex drive...
Spinal chord-distributor (sends electronic waves to each nerve when you need a body part to move)

My ride has a big shifter, also has a pistol grip on it................

richter69 wrote:I guess we all know what the shifter is.................

I run an old stick shift. Ladies know to be careful that they don't grind my gears. Don't get me started on the shit knob, I get it polished every now and then
EDIT-Jon beat me by like 2 seconds.