Signs

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels."

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On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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At a Proctologist's door:

"To expedite your visit, please back in."

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At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."

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On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."

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On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

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On a Church's Billboard:

"7 days without God makes one weak."

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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :

"Invite us to your next blowout."

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At a Towing company:

"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

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On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."

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In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

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On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push."

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On a Taxidermist's window:

"We really know our stuff."

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On a Fence:

"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

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At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet -
miss a car payment."

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Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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At the Electric Company

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment

However, if you don't, you will be."

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In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up."

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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At a Propane Filling Station:

"Thank heaven for little grills."

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And don't forget the sign at a

CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:

"Best place in town to take a leak."

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On the septic tank truck: "Stool Bus"

I also saw one once that said: :If you don't s%#*, we don't eat."

bigblockfox468 wrote:
On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."

I work for an electrical contractor, and ours is "Call us to Remove your Shorts." www.reidselectricalservice.com

I saw a septic service in Indy once that said "Your Shit is our bread and butter."

I have a little book with nothing but funny sings in it. Like at a circumcision place "We're a cut above" and at a restaurant it said "handicap bathroom up stairs".

Yesterdays meals on wheels thats just gross

i'm an electrician, my motto is "no more shockers for you"

local plumbing company's motto here is "number 1 in the number 2 business"