Poetry

THE WOMAN POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart, and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Will pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh, send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.


THE MAN POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

O and likes my drag car.....................

Yep, I'd drink to that but I'm not allowed to.

GOOD ONE there Snake

YEP THAT WILL PISS THE WIFE OFF

bruno wrote:YEP THAT WILL PISS THE WIFE OFF

Girl friends too................

Nah I want her to hear me and talk...talk about cars as much as I do.

Oh, and I hope she's addicted to burnt rubber and race fuel! Ditch the bitch lets go racing, if she doesn't like me working on cars well she can just leave.

Blake,


When you find said wife/girlfriend, find out if she has a twin sister. Would ya??


Boo Boo

stangr8cr wrote:Blake,


When you find said wife/girlfriend, find out if she has a twin sister. Would ya??


Boo Boo

Will do - Boo Boo.............

Mr. Perv

no golf.

bb429power wrote:

Ditch the bitch lets go racing, if she doesn't like me working on cars well she can just leave.

Oh yea,I've heard that before.When you get a girlfriend/wife you will be like(Honey can I go out to the garage)she will say ,set your skinny ass down and stfu,I will tell you when you can speak

Guy's,theirs only one SOOZ,and ya'll can't have her.And yea,she's got two sisters,and they are both Fat/ugly

bbf-falcon wrote:

bb429power wrote:

Ditch the bitch lets go racing, if she doesn't like me working on cars well she can just leave.

Oh yea,I've heard that before.When you get a girlfriend/wife you will be like(Honey can I go out to the garage)she will say ,set your skinny ass down and stfu,I will tell you when you can speak

Guy's,theirs only one SOOZ,and ya'll can't have her.And yea,she's got two sisters,and they are both Fat/ugly

Every bodies like "nah man when I get married she's gonna know the RULEZ!" Okay, I'm sure she will...

I guess I got a good one too...........

mine is about 50/50 sometimes the hobby is good sometimes NOT

bbf-falcon wrote:
.And yea,she's got two sisters,and they are both Fat/ugly

Rick sent me a picture of her sister....

stangr8cr wrote:Blake,


When you find said wife/girlfriend, find out if she has a twin sister. Would ya??


Boo Boo

x's 3

That's why I don't have either!! More money for the car.

BB94STANG wrote:

bbf-falcon wrote:
.And yea,she's got two sisters,and they are both Fat/ugly

Rick sent me a picture of her sister....

I will take yours when you get rid of her.................

bb429power wrote:Nah I want her to hear me and talk...talk about cars as much as I do.

Oh, and I hope she's addicted to burnt rubber and race fuel! Ditch the bitch lets go racing, if she doesn't like me working on cars well she can just leave.

Lol, I actually found that girl, it was fun for a while but then she went back to HER girlfriend, oh well...

Lol, I actually found that girl, it was fun for a while but then she went back to HER girlfriend, oh well...


Did they move next to Dave Freelander over in Knoxville??


Boo Boo

bbf-falcon wrote:

bb429power wrote:

Ditch the bitch lets go racing, if she doesn't like me working on cars well she can just leave.

Oh yea,I've heard that before.When you get a girlfriend/wife you will be like(Honey can I go out to the garage)she will say ,set your skinny ass down and stfu,I will tell you when you can speak

Guy's,theirs only one SOOZ,and ya'll can't have her.And yea,she's got two sisters,and they are both Fat/ugly

thats some funny chit right there, i 2 am blessed Rick, my wife has 3 good lookin sisters but there all bitches, 1 wont even let her ole man go racin with me WTF

IDT-572 wrote:

bruno wrote:YEP THAT WILL PISS THE WIFE OFF

Girl friends too................

You guys still have them?

I got rid of mine...

jbozzelle wrote:You guys still have them?

I got rid of mine...

Must be something in the air.............I found something out about myself earlier....and I quote...."The only thing you give a shit about is that damn drag racin' and that car and your buddies.....hangin' out all night....."

Might be time to go Stag once again......

IDT-572 wrote:

BB94STANG wrote:

bbf-falcon wrote:
.And yea,she's got two sisters,and they are both Fat/ugly

Rick sent me a picture of her sister....

I will take yours when you get rid of her.................

She's packed up and on her way to you.....don't worry, I poked some holes in the box

Lonewolf1970 wrote:That's why I don't have either!! More money for the car.

I hear you Chuck, great minds think alike !