A Bad Day.......
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A Bad Day.......
There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large,
trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it
down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says menacingly, as I burst
into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t
stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I
was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking
lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my
wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener, and
then my dog bit me."
So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all,
I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison
dissolve. Then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about
me, how's your day going?"
trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it
down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says menacingly, as I burst
into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t
stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I
was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking
lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my
wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener, and
then my dog bit me."
So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all,
I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison
dissolve. Then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about
me, how's your day going?"
56Tbird- BBF CONTRIBUTOR
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Re: A Bad Day.......
That was great, got any more of the capsules.
Last edited by 342g on October 16th 2010, 10:41 am; edited 2 times in total (Reason for editing : misprint)
342g- BBF CONTRIBUTOR
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Re: A Bad Day.......
Was that the same biker dude that caught his wife in bed w/another man,then pulled the 38 and said don't stop because of me and then joined in
bbf-falcon- Posts : 8995
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Location : Jackson, Ohio
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