Top TSA Slogans

Top TSA Slogans:

Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see in your underpants.

Grope discounts available.

If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first.

Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.

Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.

Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice.

Wanna fly? Drop your fly.

We've handled more balls than Barney Frank.

We are now free to move about your pants.

We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.

It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.

When in doubt, we make you whip it out.

TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'

You were a virgin.

We handle more packages than the USPS.

We got one in the hand and two in your bush. I made it up myself, lets see...If they do any more doctors wont have their patients for annual physicals any more. Once you go TSA you might think your gay. Those airport workers are busy juggling different customers all day and they've always got their hands full.

Damn Rick, you bring up a subject (TSA) that really pisses me off! It's ridiculous what the privilege to drive commercially, cost me!

Dave.

racnrick wrote:Top TSA Slogans:

Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.

Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice.

It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.

I LOL'd on a few counts...

No question on Gaga... I have a hard spot for her soft spot.. Don't question her because of Greg P

Chili's @ Chicago/O'Hare terminal G (American)... spent many a time catching up with Samuel Adams (including just last week) and many more to come..

As for the pat-downs... SHUT THE F*CK UP...ensuring our nation's security can NOT be compromised by personal insecurity... get over it!!!


Carry on...

If the TSA would quit being so politically correct and just profile the bad guys, Granny wouldn't need a rub down.....Won't happen though, even though we know who the bad guys are, we wouldn't want to do the right thing. Instead we all give up a few more of our rights in the name of security. Hell, if it's about security or for the children, how could we possibly be against it........