Here is one for Rick Brown..............

Them boys in Ky are sharp................


A man and his wife, moved back
home to Kentucky, from Ohio .
The husband had a wooden leg, and
to insure it back in Ohio cost them
$2000 per year!
When they arrived in Kentucky ,
they went to an insurance agency to
see how much it would cost to insure
his wooden leg.
The agent looked it up on the
computer and said: '$39.'
The husband was shocked and asked
why it was so cheap here in Kentucky
to insure it because it cost
him $2000 in Ohio !
The insurance agent turned his
computer screen to the couple and
said, 'Well, here it is on the screen,
it says: Any wooden structure, with
a sprinkler system above it, is $39 . . .
You just have to know how to
describe it!
( HILLBILLIES know how "to git'er done")

Heck Yeah ,and here hold my beer and watch this Cartwright

56Tbird wrote:Heck Yeah ,and here hold my beer and watch this Cartwright

Hell,I agree w/that Blakey boy

In TN it is $19, I just looked it up, LOL

Moodyblues wrote:In TN it is $19, I just looked it up, LOL

Russ, in Tn. the rate is based on the size of the sprinkler, The bigger the sprinkler the lower the rate, mine was $19.00 also.

IDT-572 wrote:

Moodyblues wrote:In TN it is $19, I just looked it up, LOL

Russ, in Tn. the rate is based on the size of the sprinkler, The bigger the sprinkler the lower the rate, mine was $19.00 also.

Hell if I had a wooden leg, I would move to Tennessee, I would get insurance free., called me tri-pod in high school.

342g wrote:

IDT-572 wrote:

Moodyblues wrote:In TN it is $19, I just looked it up, LOL

Russ, in Tn. the rate is based on the size of the sprinkler, The bigger the sprinkler the lower the rate, mine was $19.00 also.

Hell if I had a wooden leg, I would move to Tennessee, I would get insurance free., called me tri-pod in high school.

did you have any trouble finding jeans to fit the 3rd leg?

naw I just bought those big legged jeans, so I could get two in one leg.

342g wrote:naw I just bought those big legged jeans, so I could get two in one leg.

I do think there is sompton hangin down between your legs,but can't hardly see for the glare in that there pic Harold

56Tbird wrote:Heck Yeah ,and here hold my beer and watch this Cartwright

I always say, nothing good ever happens after someone says "hold my beer check this $#!t out"!

342g wrote:

IDT-572 wrote:

Moodyblues wrote:In TN it is $19, I just looked it up, LOL

Russ, in Tn. the rate is based on the size of the sprinkler, The bigger the sprinkler the lower the rate, mine was $19.00 also.

Hell if I had a wooden leg, I would move to Tennessee, I would get insurance free., called me tri-pod in high school.

I'll bet Flo from progressive will give you a hell of a Discount for that.......YES...

I'll bet Flo from progressive will give you a hell of a Discount for that.......YES... [/quote]

ooh,she's a nasty girl

bbf-falcon wrote:

I'll bet Flo from progressive will give you a hell of a Discount for that.......YES...

ooh,she's a nasty girl [/quote] My dad works for Progressive, he hates Flo.

[quote="342g"][quote="IDT-572"]

Moodyblues wrote:In TN it is $19, I just looked it up, LOL




Hell if I had a wooden leg, I would move to Tennessee, I would get insurance free., called me tri-pod in high school.

That aint what "SHE" said!

342g wrote:

IDT-572 wrote:

Moodyblues wrote:In TN it is $19, I just looked it up, LOL

Russ, in Tn. the rate is based on the size of the sprinkler, The bigger the sprinkler the lower the rate, mine was $19.00 also.

Hell if I had a wooden leg, I would move to Tennessee, I would get insurance free., called me tri-pod in high school.

Sounds like a 3 legged dog in a ass kicking contest to me!

Moodyblues wrote:

342g wrote:

IDT-572 wrote:

Moodyblues wrote:In TN it is $19, I just looked it up, LOL

Russ, in Tn. the rate is based on the size of the sprinkler, The bigger the sprinkler the lower the rate, mine was $19.00 also.

Hell if I had a wooden leg, I would move to Tennessee, I would get insurance free., called me tri-pod in high school.

Sounds like a 3 legged dog in a ass kicking contest to me!

When you were in high school, did you ever walk into a crowded shower room after football practice, and everybody just clears out,

Kinda gives a new meaning to the old saying...Walk softly and carry a Big stick!!

or is that "big softy, with a little stick"?????

dfree383 wrote:or is that "big softy, with a little stick"?????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs

342g wrote:

Moodyblues wrote:

342g wrote:

IDT-572 wrote:

Moodyblues wrote:In TN it is $19, I just looked it up, LOL

Russ, in Tn. the rate is based on the size of the sprinkler, The bigger the sprinkler the lower the rate, mine was $19.00 also.

Hell if I had a wooden leg, I would move to Tennessee, I would get insurance free., called me tri-pod in high school.

Sounds like a 3 legged dog in a ass kicking contest to me!

When you were in high school, did you ever walk into a crowded shower room after football practice, and everybody just clears out,

because you were a fag or?????? Just sayin'..........lololol

dfree383 wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs

better...........


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKM8dElomA4&feature=related

Jon, I was going to say something about that too. About being gay, but decided I better not go there. THEN that video you posted came up and I just about posted that too. I think I've been following the DD thread too much, I'm even THINKING like you.

I've been telling everyone to stay away from the DD thread. Justin, you need to listen to your elders! -_-