New Diet

MY LAST TRIP TO SAMS
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> Yesterday I was at my local SAMS CLUB buying a large bag of Purina dog
> chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line
> when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
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> What, did she think I had an elephant?
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> So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that
> no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again.
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> I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital
> last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
> care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both
> arms.
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> I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that
> it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply
> eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
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> The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to
> try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line
> was now enthralled with my story.)
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> Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog
> food poisoned me?
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> I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass and a car
> hit me.
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> I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
> Laughing so hard.
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> Sam's Club won't let me shop there anymore.
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> Better watch what you ask retired people.
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> They have all the time in the World to think of crazy things to say.
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hey Tore,that Avatar is killer bro.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Tore,
That's a good one,i'm with Rick i also like your avatar picture looks like Thompson?

Later Mark.

i thought you were gona say you got hit by a bus while licking you balls in the street.

Mark Miller wrote:Tore,
That's a good one,i'm with Rick i also like your avatar picture looks like Thompson?

Later Mark.

YOu got it Mark.

cool40 wrote:i thought you were gona say you got hit by a bus while licking you balls in the street.

LOL

Thats Funny !

Funny.

Nice avatar too!

jbozzelle wrote:Funny.

Nice avatar too!

Too bad it has a SBC in it.

bbf-falcon wrote:

jbozzelle wrote:Funny.

Nice avatar too!

Too bad it has a SBC in it.

BULLSHIT thats got a Rambler Hot Water 6 . With some coated lifters and a chrome radiator cap!

Tore wrote:

Mark Miller wrote:Tore,
That's a good one,i'm with Rick i also like your avatar picture looks like Thompson?

Later Mark.

YOu got it Mark.

Tore,

Let me know when ever you plan on going to Thompson,if it's a off day for me i'll try to come out and watch.

Later Mark.