Sensitive stuff

Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and
> Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is
> DRT (Dead RightThere).
>
> As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, damn, someone
> Should go and tell his wife.'
>
>
> Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'
>
> Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
>
> Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?'
>
> 'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies.
>
> 'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you
> Beer?'
>
> 'Well, not exactly', Donnie says, 'When she answered the door, I said to her,
> "You must be Cooter's widow".'
>
> She said, 'You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.'
>
> Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'
>

Some guys just have velvet tongues.

Just like ..Rick Brown ,Mr.Bruno, Bobby Z , Fabio,Da Coug , and a bunch of others on here...LMAO

smoooooth

Bill

Thats a good good one sounds like some of my friends

56Tbird wrote:Just like ..Rick Brown ,Mr.Bruno, Bobby Z , Fabio,Da Coug , and a bunch of others on here...LMAO

Why would you say that Dan, Everyone knows I'm a (Humble) feller.

not True Dan I would have gotten alot more than a case of beer from her....... and I also bet you I would have come away with Her phone Number to boot......


Randy

Randy, are you coming to the seminar? We'll need lots of entertainment

Coug ,I'd be very suprised if a case of beer was all you got I know you better than that

I bet that case of Buttwiper I would have been driving Cooter's BBF home!!!!!And cashing checks!and Snapping Necks all over town!!PAH!!

[quote="PROSTREET66"]I bet that case of Buttwiper I would have been driving Cooter's BBF home!!!!!And cashing checks!and Snapping Necks all over town!!PAH!![/quote