Male/Female ATM Procedure

MALE PROCEDURE:
> 1. Drive up to the cash machine.
> 2. Put down your car window.
> 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
> 4. Enter amount of cash required and
> withdraw.
> 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
> 6. Put window up.
> 7. Drive off.


FEMALE PROCEDURE:
>
>
> 1. Drive up to cash machine.
>
> 2. Reverse and back up the required
> amount to align car window
> with the machine.
> 3. Set parking brake, put the window
> down.
> 4 Find handbag, remove all contents on
> to passenger seat to locate card.
> 5. Tell person on cell phone you will
> call them back and hang up.
> 6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
> 7. Open car door to allow easier access
> to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
> 8. Insert card.
> 9 Re-insert card the right way.
> 10. Dig through handbag to find diary
> with your PIN written on the inside back page.
> 11. Enter PIN.
> 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
> 13. Enter amount of cash required.
> 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
> 15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
> 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet
> and place cash inside.
> 17. Write debit amount in check register
> and place receipt in back of checkbook.
> 18. Re-check makeup.
> 19. Drive forward 2 feet.
> 20. Reverse back to cash machine.
> 21. Retrieve card.
> 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card
> holder, and place card into the slot provided!
> 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver
> waiting behind you.
> 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.>
> 25. Redial person on cell phone.
> 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
> 27. Release Parking Brake.

Lonnie

That is actually 100% accurate. I encounter that procedure each time I grt behind a woman at the ATM

So very true

i'm glad there isnt too many drive through ATM's up here, but their walk up ATM procedure is equally as painful

I think you guys are being a little sexist here Well ,maybe I should say a little too true

its like my wife standing in line to order food. Talking and text messaging the whole time in the line, we get to order....oh oh. has NO idea what to get.. uh...uh..... i want....no.....ummm it drives me insane. I'm sure the people behind us too.