Re: morning funny

A lonely, depressed lady stood at the top of a cliff, trying to steel herself for leaping to her death. A homeless drunken man stumbled up to her and asked if she intended to jump. She assured him that was her intention. "Well, if you're going to be dead, lets not let that thing go to waste. Lets get naked and hump like bunnies before you go." She told him there was no way she would ever have anything to do with a disgusting drunk like him. "Well then" he says "I'll see you at the bottom."