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Post  billandlori December 5th 2009, 7:37 pm

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a
black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a
professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

"Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." Shocked





They never have found the body....

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Post  rck532 December 5th 2009, 10:42 pm

good one Bill lol
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Post  Larry T December 5th 2009, 10:44 pm

bounce bounce bounce Laughing
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Post  schmitty December 6th 2009, 12:29 am

Gonna have to check out Snopes on this one, cuz even a blind cowboy would whip the snot out of a handfull of carpet munchers. Laughing
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Post  bbf-falcon December 6th 2009, 1:04 pm

schmitty wrote:Gonna have to check out Snopes on this one, cuz even a blind cowboy would whip the snot out of a handfull of carpet munchers. Laughing
I don't know Schmitty, Alot of those carpet munchers are (BIG BITCHES) Laughing Laughing

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Post  Old blue Racin Team December 6th 2009, 5:00 pm

LMFAO
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Post  67460 December 6th 2009, 5:47 pm

I don't get it, Laughing Laughing Laughing
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