The Blind Cowboy
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Larry T
rck532
billandlori
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The Blind Cowboy
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a
black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a
professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
"Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
They never have found the body....
Bill
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a
black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a
professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
"Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
They never have found the body....
Bill
billandlori- Posts : 2081
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Location : Stratford, Ontario, Canada
Re: The Blind Cowboy
good one Bill lol
rck532- BBF CONTRIBUTOR
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Age : 62
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Re: The Blind Cowboy
Gonna have to check out Snopes on this one, cuz even a blind cowboy would whip the snot out of a handfull of carpet munchers.
schmitty- Posts : 4538
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Re: The Blind Cowboy
I don't know Schmitty, Alot of those carpet munchers are (BIG BITCHES)schmitty wrote:Gonna have to check out Snopes on this one, cuz even a blind cowboy would whip the snot out of a handfull of carpet munchers.
bbf-falcon- Posts : 8995
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Location : Jackson, Ohio
Re: The Blind Cowboy
LMFAO
Old blue Racin Team- Posts : 1579
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Location : North Carolina
Re: The Blind Cowboy
I don't get it,
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