john force

Larry Williams April 1st 2017, 10:03 am

Shocking news from the Strip at Las Vegas yesterday. In a post qualifying interview John Force emotionally told the press that he has officially registered to become transgender. He told the press that his team switch between the 2 funny cars was just a test to see how it would be received by the public. It went well so he felt confident in his own switch. Said Force “ All these years I’ve been a drag racer, I’ve secretly wanted to be a drag queen instead”. He also said that he’s always been more comfortable in a frilly dress than those “stinky” firesuits. Gender-appropriate surgery will be done in Force’s pit right after the closing of qualifying today. It is reported than Don Schumacher volunteered to do scalpel duty but John – now known as “Johnetta” declined saying….”I don’t want to get hosed by that dick”. Force has already installed a gender-neutral bathroom in his transporter featuring a Tampax dispenser and a urinal so that everybody can feel included. Giddy with joy….Johnetta told reporters the racecar will not change much other than eyelashes over the headlights and an illuminated sunvisor for makeup, You go girl!....Make us all proud cheers