Little Johnny

schmitty December 17th 2009, 10:52 am

It was nearing the end of the semester and on the last day, the teacher told the students that she had nothing for them to do that day and whoever had the proper answer could leave early. Little Johnny was sure he would get at least one. First was "Four score and seven years", Susie quickly replied "Abraham Lincoln". Correct said the teacher and you may leave. Next was "I have a dream", little Janie blurted out "Martin Luther King". That is correct said the teacher, you may leave now. Little Johnny was starting to get a little frustrated. The teacher said "Ask not what your country can do for you". Mary quickly stated John F. Kennedy. "Very good Mary" said the teacher and sent her on her way. Johnny was fuming and muttered under his breath " I wish these stupid bitches would just shut up". The teacher quickly turned around and shouted "who said that", Little Johnny quickly replied "Tiger Woods" and got up and ran out of school. Very Happy