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snow warning
One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Minnesota were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer Say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snowplows can get through."
So the good wife went out and moved her car... A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so The snowplows can get through."
The good wife went out and moved her car again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." Then the electric power went out.
The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time."
So the good wife went out and moved her car... A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so The snowplows can get through."
The good wife went out and moved her car again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." Then the electric power went out.
The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time."
56Tbird- BBF CONTRIBUTOR
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Re: snow warning
Duh. wounder who's the dumbest, its her car thats in the garage
res0rli9- BBF CONTRIBUTOR
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Re: snow warning
Get out there and finish that ole man's car.
bbf-falcon- Posts : 8995
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Re: snow warning
No joke...... It was a wild ride into work this morning for me. Had to drive in 4X4 most of the way and laugh at the cars in the ditch with rollbacks waiting to pick them up
D. Sea- Posts : 2768
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Re: snow warning
good one lol
rck532- BBF CONTRIBUTOR
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Re: snow warning
D. Sea wrote:No joke...... It was a wild ride into work this morning for me. Had to drive in 4X4 most of the way and laugh at the cars in the ditch with rollbacks waiting to pick them up
Same here Damon, it was nasty
bbf-falcon- Posts : 8995
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Location : Jackson, Ohio
Re: snow warning
well my ford brothers it will be around 65 here today think i might ride the motorcycle today got to love the south .HAY JUST MESSING WITH YOU BECAREFUL OUT THERE
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