NEARLY FROZEN SKUNK
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NEARLY FROZEN SKUNK
racnrick February 15th 2010, 9:29 pm
NEARLY FROZEN SKUNK
Paul and his girlfriend were driving home one very cold night when she asks Paul to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.
It was, and she said to Paul, 'It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?'
Paul says, 'O. K., Get in the car with it.'
'Where shall I put it to get it warm?'
Paul says, 'Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.
'But what about the smell?' his girlfriend asked.
Paul replied, 'Just hold its little nose'
Paul is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.
Paul and his girlfriend were driving home one very cold night when she asks Paul to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.
It was, and she said to Paul, 'It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?'
Paul says, 'O. K., Get in the car with it.'
'Where shall I put it to get it warm?'
Paul says, 'Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.
'But what about the smell?' his girlfriend asked.
Paul replied, 'Just hold its little nose'
Paul is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.
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