The Aisle seat

Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London.One took a
window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat... Just
before takeoff, a U.S.. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff,
the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in
when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke.'
'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it
for you.'

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat
in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That
looks good, I'd really like one, too.' Again, the Marine obligingly went
to fetch it.. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines
other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back
and enjoyed the flight..

As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and
knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab
neighbors... 'Why does it have to be this way?' 'How long must this go
on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This
spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?'



THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES.

very good Red see ya at the Bash buddy

Watch it, I posted a joke the other day, and it got locked.

Nice one by the way Red.





Doug...

Dang Red, I'd have just whipped there arses rather than piss in the Cokes.

LMAO

Good one Red, see ya Friday

That's funny