100 MILE AN HOUR GOAT

100 MILE AN HOUR GOAT

Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are
walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground.
They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.
The first hunter says "Wow, that's some hole; I
can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it
is."

The second hunter says" I don't know, let's
throw something down and listen, and see how long it takes
to hit bottom."

The first hunter says "There's this old automobile
transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in
and see".

So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, two
and three,and throw it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking over the edge
when they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.
As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through
the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump
in head first.

While they are standing there looking at each other,
looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that was
all about, an old farmer walks up. "Say there",
says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see
my goat around here anywhere, did you?"

The first hunter says " Funny you should ask, but we
were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running
out of the bushes doin' about a
hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into
this hole here!"

The old farmer said "Why that's impossible, I had
him chained to a transmission!"

thats some funny chit right there