Solutions to Americas problems

Sounds like a good plan.....................




Subject: ADVICE.........




Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida . . . .
Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a win-win situation.

* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican

border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?

Think about this:


1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments


COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow

epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.


THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ...why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians, it creates a hostile work environment.


Also, think about this ... if you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

good ideas but wont work , example.-- gov. does give the illegal aliens a cow , problem is its in the form of food stamps . the gov. will find a way to screw it up . party doesnt matter

DanH wrote:good ideas but wont work , example.-- gov. does give the illegal aliens a cow , problem is its in the form of food stamps . the gov. will find a way to screw it up . party doesnt matter

You don't work you don't eat. And don't spend more than you make.

I'll take a Guernsey.

Lem, maybe you could talk Jay into letting you fence off that nice spot behind the house for a pasture. It would be like a remake of Green Acres.

You could pull it off....
G