Joke for the day

A farm boy came downstairs for breakfast and his mother asked if he had done his chores. No he says. She tells him no breakfast till chores are done. So he goes out and feeds the chickens, then he kicks the chicken. He feeds the pigs and then kicks the pigs. He milks the cow and kicks the cow. Going back in for breakfast, his mother gives him dry cereal. What no eggs or bacon, or milk for my cereal, he asks? Mom told him I saw you feed the chickens then kick them. I also saw you do it to the pigs and the cow. Because of that you will get no bacon eggs or milk for a week. About that time the boys dad came downstairs and kicked the cat across the room. Boy looks at his mother and says, Are you going to tell him or should I?

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Love a good joke, and that one was a good one, , but I don't remember kicking a cat.

Hell I don't have to kick the cat to get cut off!!!

PROSTREET66 wrote:Hell I don't have to kick the cat to get cut off!!!

Me either, I just have to speak or be quiet, both get the same result.

schmitty wrote:

PROSTREET66 wrote:Hell I don't have to kick the cat to get cut off!!!

Me either, I just have to speak or be quiet, both get the same result.

Lol, same here.

Only one of the reasons I don't own a cat

95lightiningguy wrote:

schmitty wrote:

PROSTREET66 wrote:Hell I don't have to kick the cat to get cut off!!!

Me either, I just have to speak or be quiet, both get the same result.

Lol, same here.

Sometimes the need reminded that "If you ain't getting it at home......."