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Post  ThndrChkn April 1st 2011, 8:25 pm

Do you know any of these???
THEY WALK AMONG US !!

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FIRST DEGREE

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone,
listened a moment and said "How should I know,
that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said,

"I don't know,
some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."

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SECOND DEGREE

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on
the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the
Mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde
says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact.

The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

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THIRD DEGREE

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her,
so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment
unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him
in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry.
She opens her purse to take out the gun,
and as she does so, she is overcome with grief .
She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells,
"No, honey, don't do it!!!"

The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

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FOURTH DEGREE

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?"

The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."

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FIFTH DEGREE
What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

"Is it mine?"

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SIXTH DEGREE

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman,
sat in her US government class.
The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade
was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said,

"That was the decision George Washington had to make
before he crossed the Delaware"

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SEVENTH DEGREE

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
ransacked and burglarized.
She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio,
and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with
his dog on a leash,
the blonde ran out on the porch,
shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog,
then sat down on the steps
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned,

"I come home to find all my possessions stolen.
I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman."

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Post  bbf-falcon April 1st 2011, 9:48 pm

Sooz,said those WERE NOT funny. lol! lol!

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Post  schmitty April 1st 2011, 10:24 pm

That last one was the best. Laughing
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Post  bbf-falcon April 1st 2011, 10:27 pm

They were all pretty good Laughing

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