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Post  Larry Williams September 30th 2009, 1:07 am

TURNER BROWN:




Skinny little white Newfie goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Newfie staring at him, he looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.'

The little white Newfie faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, 'What's wrong with you?'

In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'

The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.'

The little white Newfie says:

'Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jazus, I tought you said, 'Turn around!'
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Post  Old blue Racin Team September 30th 2009, 8:57 am

lol! lol! lol! lol!
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Post  schmitty September 30th 2009, 9:00 am

Laughing
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Post  ThndrChkn September 30th 2009, 9:23 am

Shocked Shocked Shocked Laughing





Doug... Cool
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