funny joke

Confession

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> An elderly Italian man who lived on the
outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession.

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> When the priest slid open the panel in the
confessional, the man said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful
Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to
hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic."

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> The priest replied:

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> "That was a wonderful thing you did, and
you have no need to confess that."

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> "There is more to tell, Father. She
started to repay me with sexual favors. This happened several times a week, and
sometimes twice on Sundays."

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> The priest said:

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> "That was a long time ago and by doing
what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger. But two people under
those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh.
However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed
forgiven."

>

> "Thank you, Father. That's a great load
off my mind. I do have one more question."

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> "And what is that?" asked the priest.

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> "Should I tell her the war is over?"

Good one there Dan