old fart football

Old Fart Football

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes
gas and says, 'Seven Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man
replied, 'its fart football.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says 'Touchdown, tie score.'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,'Aha.
I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie
score.' Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since
defeat is totally unacce- ptable, he gives it everything he's got, and
accidentally shits in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides.

that is funny right there

thats a
good one
lmao

now that's funny right there, I don't care where your from

I love that one.

Yeah, I liked that.

thats a good one lol

At halftime Wendy gets mad at me and goes into the living to sleep the rest of the night!!! "Irv clean up on asile number 7".........."Irv I was never on number 7"(MR.MOM)ha,ha,

Had whole fam rofltao.