Bob the chicken

Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.

He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob..'

Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for.. Send me back!'

St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'

Bob was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.

A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'

'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'

'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before? '

'Never,' said Bob.

'Well, just relax slowly start clucking and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'

Bob did start cluckin, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!

Bob was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon clucked away and laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.

As he was clucking and about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell.......




"BOB, wake up you stupid son of a biotch. You're shitting the bed!"

I;m telling my friends this tomarrow.

Damn, that's funny right there!!

Bill

Show that one to the office secretary she blushed.

I told my mom, dad, and brother and they laughed their @$$es off. funny funny funny!