Chicken

Chicken

Our teacher asked us what was our favorite animal and I said "fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right,
because everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and
he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd
asked the other children. So I told her it was because after they are grown you can fry them. She sent me back to the principal's office
again. He laughed again, and told me not to do it again.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now.... I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

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That is a good one.