It's Fords turn at the recalls
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It's Fords turn at the recalls
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/ford_recalls_2010_mustang
DETROIT—-Ford officials issued a massive recall of the entire 2010 Mustang line Tuesday, apologizing for a quality-control oversight that led to the company manufacturing a badass muscle car that was way too awesome for the American public. "We deeply regret this lapse in judgment and accept full responsibility for the mistake," Ford CEO Alan R. Mulally said standing beside a gorgeous, cherry-red vehicle recalled for being "way too smoking." "After numerous road tests, we've found the car to be a mean, mean ride that Americans are simply not cool enough to handle, and it would be irresponsible of us to allow anyone to get behind the wheel of this killer car. It's truly frightening how sweet the Mustang is." According to Mulally, Ford has canceled production on the 2011 Mustang, and will instead release a line of fuel-efficient vehicles in an effort to appeal to boring old Americans.
jasonf- BBF CONTRIBUTOR
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Re: It's Fords turn at the recalls
bullshit i am as cool as they come and they can send all left overs to me
BBFmustang- BBF CONTRIBUTOR
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Re: It's Fords turn at the recalls
its not the cars are too mean ,, its just the drivers are PUSSIES
capri-sun- Posts : 346
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Re: It's Fords turn at the recalls
I see it's a joke.
Check the link....the onion news.....
Check the link....the onion news.....
83-88T-Bird Guy- Posts : 1003
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Re: It's Fords turn at the recalls
83-88T-Bird Guy wrote:I see it's a joke.
Check the link....the onion news.....
If it wasn't, Ford would never sell another vehicle if they did a recall like that. I wonder how many people would actually return them IF it were true. Not me.
Doug...
ThndrChkn- Posts : 2216
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Re: It's Fords turn at the recalls
LOL. I can't believe some thought it was serious. I guess I should have highlighted the first line.
a badass muscle car that was way too awesome for the American public.
a badass muscle car that was way too awesome for the American public.
jasonf- BBF CONTRIBUTOR
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Re: It's Fords turn at the recalls
I'm Awesome and cool.... at least thats what my mom always told me while i was growing up.
Diggindeeper- Posts : 800
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Re: It's Fords turn at the recalls
I"m in all AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!
I'VE BEEN CASHING CHECKS!!!!
AND SNAPPING NECKS ALL AROUND TOWN SINCE I WAS 16!!!!!!!!
PAH!!!PAH!!!
I'VE BEEN CASHING CHECKS!!!!
AND SNAPPING NECKS ALL AROUND TOWN SINCE I WAS 16!!!!!!!!
PAH!!!PAH!!!
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