A woman in a hot air balloon......

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degree, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, 'You must be a Republican.'"

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made promises you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

Ooooh, so true.......









Doug...

GOOD ONE !

Hard to argue with that Dave!

X2 on what Nevs said.

Must have been either Nancy or Michelle....lmao!!!

Good one.

that guy could'nt have been a true republican.

thats a good one lol

if she'd got closer to him she would have heard banjo music!

cool40 wrote:if she'd got closer to him she would have heard banjo music!

What's wrong with banjo music?

schmitty wrote:

cool40 wrote:if she'd got closer to him she would have heard banjo music!

What's wrong with banjo music?

Me likes banjo music

schmitty wrote:

cool40 wrote:if she'd got closer to him she would have heard banjo music!

What's wrong with banjo music?

res0rli9 wrote:

schmitty wrote:

cool40 wrote:if she'd got closer to him she would have heard banjo music!

What's wrong with banjo music?

Me likes banjo music

you guy's aint saw the movie have you? deliverance i think it was.

One little line of music in a movie and every one thinks when they hear it that some sort of violation is in order.

That banjo music in that movie was some good sh*t

and whats wrong with that movie, thats where I gru up

res0rli9 wrote:That banjo music in that movie was some good sh*t

and whats wrong with that movie, thats where I growed up

Fixed it fir ya!

Thats so old! I had a old man in the nursing home tell me that one a couple of years ago!

res0rli9 wrote:That banjo music in that movie was some good sh*t

and whats wrong with that movie, thats where I gru up

not a thing wrong with the movie,dam good movie,i was just maken fun of the republican in the boat. he was probly fishen with tnt too.

The way I heard it Sarah Palin was in the baloon, Bill Clinton in the boat.

342g wrote:The way I heard it Sarah Palin was in the baloon, Bill Clinton in the boat.

aint no dam way!they'd both been in the water if that were true!