Anybody want a WOMAN!!
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4thHorseman
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Anybody want a WOMAN!!
RUN FROM THIS ONE! She is married and ,,,, you get what I saying!
"MAYBE"?
Maybe: maybe that was equally intense and mutually felt. Maybe, that happen for a reason. Maybe, that person fell in your lap for more then that reason (no pun intended) maybe, that was a start of something great. Maybe, that girl was sincere and genuine and true and both were just built up and instincts prevailed. Maybe, your the only person that she's ever done that with and couldn't control such a connection. Maybe, it wasn't just about sex and perhaps shouldn't judge just on one event. Maybe, she has much to offer. Maybe, if she can knock your socks off just think what can happen when she really knows what makes you tick. Maybe, there is much ground to cover. Maybe, she truly cares. Maybe, she appreciates ALL you are. Maybe she could be a great friend. Maybe a amazing lover. Maybe all the above. Maybe, nothing expected at all and can just be there and great company. maybe.............I typically don't use the word maybe as you maybe can assume this trait in me but I'm direct and put it on the table so to speak hence I know what I want and I don't do games etc I like certainty!
"MAYBE"?
Maybe: maybe that was equally intense and mutually felt. Maybe, that happen for a reason. Maybe, that person fell in your lap for more then that reason (no pun intended) maybe, that was a start of something great. Maybe, that girl was sincere and genuine and true and both were just built up and instincts prevailed. Maybe, your the only person that she's ever done that with and couldn't control such a connection. Maybe, it wasn't just about sex and perhaps shouldn't judge just on one event. Maybe, she has much to offer. Maybe, if she can knock your socks off just think what can happen when she really knows what makes you tick. Maybe, there is much ground to cover. Maybe, she truly cares. Maybe, she appreciates ALL you are. Maybe she could be a great friend. Maybe a amazing lover. Maybe all the above. Maybe, nothing expected at all and can just be there and great company. maybe.............I typically don't use the word maybe as you maybe can assume this trait in me but I'm direct and put it on the table so to speak hence I know what I want and I don't do games etc I like certainty!
blown86hallet- Posts : 1012
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Re: Anybody want a WOMAN!!
Is this a text message or an email you got from an ex girlfriend?
jbozzelle- Posts : 3705
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Re: Anybody want a WOMAN!!
jbozzelle wrote:Is this a text message or an email you got from an ex girlfriend?
it's an e-mail from a girl I was messing around with, come to find out she is married with two kids, I guess that part slip'd her mind?.
Now she wont leave me alone! BITCH YOUR MARRIED>>>>!!!!!
John after your truck gets fixed, I'll send her your way! I think you need a woman who gives BLOW JOBS in the parking lot of LOWES!
blown86hallet- Posts : 1012
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Re: Anybody want a WOMAN!!
Maybe she is hairy and will let you video her and take pictures!! Maybe she will come to the barn and put on a show for the guys, or Maybe she will buy you all the parts you need to finish that boat and my mustang!!
If not, maybe we will put in a call to the husband
If not, maybe we will put in a call to the husband
D's557BBF- Posts : 1186
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Re: Anybody want a WOMAN!!
What does my truck being fixed have to do with this?
jbozzelle- Posts : 3705
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Re: Anybody want a WOMAN!!
I'll bet you copied and pasted that Adam...Show us the pics of her
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Re: Anybody want a WOMAN!!
sounds like too much hassle............
richter69- Posts : 13649
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Re: Anybody want a WOMAN!!
Adam..... You made her Cum more than once during sex didn't you?
Their are rules of engagement for married women, no more than one Orgasm per sexual encounter or they go all pshyco and shit !!!
You my man have a real problem on your hands..........
You need to call in "The Wolf".........
Their are rules of engagement for married women, no more than one Orgasm per sexual encounter or they go all pshyco and shit !!!
You my man have a real problem on your hands..........
You need to call in "The Wolf".........
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Re: Anybody want a WOMAN!!
56Tbird wrote:I'll bet you copied and pasted that Adam...Show us the pics of her
I failed to take pics of this one... WOuld you like to meet her?
blown86hallet- Posts : 1012
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Re: Anybody want a WOMAN!!
jbozzelle wrote:What does my truck being fixed have to do with this?
Just another head-ache for ya'!
With the 6.4L you have, I figured you'd want her?
blown86hallet- Posts : 1012
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Re: Anybody want a WOMAN!!
You should hook her up with the jack ass who designed the quick connects on the radiator for the tranny cooler lines..............
richter69- Posts : 13649
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Re: Anybody want a WOMAN!!
dfree383 wrote:Adam..... You made her Cum more than once during sex didn't you?
Their are rules of engagement for married women, no more than one Orgasm per sexual encounter or they go all pshyco and shit !!!
You my man have a real problem on your hands..........
Get this man a cape, that's HeRo stuff right there, lol!
torkair- Posts : 404
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Re: Anybody want a WOMAN!!
richter69 wrote:You should hook her up with the jack ass who designed the quick connects on the radiator for the tranny cooler lines..............
That design was BIG "D's"
He work's over there in the TRANS dep.....
blown86hallet- Posts : 1012
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Re: Anybody want a WOMAN!!
It's the radiator dept guy that needs his ass kicked................the design change in 04 was purely to save time on the assy line..............lets sacrifice quality for the sake of saving a buck.............kinda like the Viton vs copper seals on the banjo fittings on the 6.4...............the cost of copper is too high.so lets put a cheaper viton seal on that has a lot higher chance of leaking....and make all the fittings a bitch to get at. You guys always seem to clusterf-ck the shit that should never fail and is on the extreme to get to.
richter69- Posts : 13649
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Re: Anybody want a WOMAN!!
richter69 wrote:It's the radiator dept guy that needs his ass kicked................the design change in 04 was purely to save time on the assy line..............lets sacrifice quality for the sake of saving a buck.............kinda like the Viton vs copper seals on the banjo fittings on the 6.4...............the cost of copper is too high.so lets put a cheaper viton seal on that has a lot higher chance of leaking....and make all the fittings a bitch to get at. You guys always seem to clusterf-ck the shit that should never fail and is on the extreme to get to.
Yes "D" and I go out of our way to do shit like that, rat fuck every-thing.
We love to hear you bitch about it.... JUST LOVE IT!!!
blown86hallet- Posts : 1012
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Re: Anybody want a WOMAN!!
Its ok, I get it back and some....................
richter69- Posts : 13649
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Re: Anybody want a WOMAN!!
richter69 wrote:Its ok, I get it back and some....................
Have you seen any issues with the 6.7L yet?
Besides minor crap,( sensors, injectors)
blown86hallet- Posts : 1012
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Re: Anybody want a WOMAN!!
nope, cant seem to sell many with the price tag it carries..................... Good thing the tranny's are starting to have issues or I'd have to rely on all these out of warranty 6.0/6.4's to make a living...................
richter69- Posts : 13649
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Re: Anybody want a WOMAN!!
Adam,
It sounds as if "MAYBE" you have a way of attracting crazy chicks...
It sounds as if "MAYBE" you have a way of attracting crazy chicks...
jbozzelle- Posts : 3705
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Re: Anybody want a WOMAN!!
Adam,
I've had my share of wild and crazy girls, but this one sounds like she is "high maintence", and I will not ever, ever have a high maintence girlfriend. Send her packing!
Either of the two girls that you've had at the Ford Bash are fine IMO, go get either one of them back and you'll be doing good.
Uncle Charlie
I've had my share of wild and crazy girls, but this one sounds like she is "high maintence", and I will not ever, ever have a high maintence girlfriend. Send her packing!
Either of the two girls that you've had at the Ford Bash are fine IMO, go get either one of them back and you'll be doing good.
Uncle Charlie
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Re: Anybody want a WOMAN!!
c.evans wrote: Either of the two girls that you've had at the Ford Bash are fine IMO, go get either one of them back and you'll be doing good.
Uncle Charlie
I was kind of partial to the redhead (#1)...
He told me the brunette (#2) was crazy too.
jbozzelle- Posts : 3705
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Re: Anybody want a WOMAN!!
ALL women contain crazy and sane.
They're all just mixed at different ratios.
They're all just mixed at different ratios.
BigBlockRanger- Posts : 1267
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Re: Anybody want a WOMAN!!
BigBlockRanger wrote:ALL women contain crazy and sane.
They're all just mixed at different ratios.
Na..... they are all 100% crazy..... some are just easier to put up with than others...
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Re: Anybody want a WOMAN!!
dfree383 wrote:BigBlockRanger wrote:ALL women contain crazy and sane.
They're all just mixed at different ratios.
Na..... they are all 100% crazy..... some are just easier to put up with than others...
If they are easy to look at, then you can put up with, a little crazy.
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Re: Anybody want a WOMAN!!
I think they are all evil. Some hide their evil, some show their evil. But they are all evil.
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