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Hey Cletus..is this a true story?

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Post  56Tbird December 24th 2010, 9:20 am

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through
> a gap
> in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual
> striptease in front
> of an old green John Deere.
>
> Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently
> slides off
> first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the
> left. He then
> hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move,
> lets his
> overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed
> plaid shirt.
> Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to
> reveal his
> stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he
> tears the T-shirt
> from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
>
> Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck
> are you doing,
> Billy Bob?"
>
> "Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously
> embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me'n the Ol' Lady been havin
> trouble lately in
> the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do
> 'something sexy to
> a tractor'.
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Post  Wayne Pearce December 24th 2010, 9:59 am

Now, that's FUNNY! ROTFLMAO! MERRY CHRISTMAS to all of you guy's, and gal's! Let's keep CHRIST in CHRISTmas!

GOD BLESS
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Post  342g December 24th 2010, 1:20 pm

Good one Dan, how is brother doing, and "MERRY CHRISTMAS" to you and your family. santa santa
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Post  cletus66 December 24th 2010, 5:10 pm

Absolutely !!! I saw it with my own 4 eyes. Laughing
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