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Barry_R wrote:This is good entertainment...

I have no idea what you guys are talkin' about...

But I will have another beer and slide that bowl of popcorn over here would'ja......

I'm still trying to figure out the defination of a PROFESSIONAL engine builder ...
If I can remember back to my school days; the only real difference between a PROFESSIONAL and an AMETEUR is that one makes his living at it and one doesn't ... it has nothing to do with whether anyone is any good at it or not.
I guess we bettter start clarifying all walks of life
PROFESSIONAL lawyer, (as opposed to the hobbiest) or
PROFESSIONAL doctor, (there probably ARE aneteur doctors) or
PROFESSIONAL engineer, (almost every SHMOE thinks they know more) or
PROFESSIONAL insurance salesman, (who would do THAT for pleasure) or
PROFESSIONAL cashier, (maybe it would be fun at a family busimess) or
PROFESSIONAL know it all;
OH, that's right ... nobody makes their LIVING at being a "know it all" - lol, LOL, LOL
THEY ask questions on forums like this to prove their intelligence???
Is there a such thing as a PROFESSIONAL welfare collector ???

rmcomprandy wrote:

Barry_R wrote:This is good entertainment...

I have no idea what you guys are talkin' about...

But I will have another beer and slide that bowl of popcorn over here would'ja......

I'm still trying to figure out the defination of a PROFESSIONAL engine builder ...
If I can remember back to my school days; the only real difference between a PROFESSIONAL and an AMETEUR is that one makes his living at it and one doesn't ... it has nothing to do with whether anyone is any good at it or not.
I guess we bettter start clarifying all walks of life
PROFESSIONAL lawyer, (as opposed to the hobbiest) or
PROFESSIONAL doctor, (there probably ARE aneteur doctors) or
PROFESSIONAL engineer, (almost every SHMOE thinks they know more) or
PROFESSIONAL insurance salesman, (who would do THAT for pleasure) or
PROFESSIONAL cashier, (maybe it would be fun at a family busimess) or
PROFESSIONAL know it all;
OH, that's right ... nobody makes their LIVING at being a "know it all" - lol, LOL, LOL
THEY ask questions on forums like this to prove their intelligence???
Is there a such thing as a PROFESSIONAL welfare collector ???

professional HeRo.............

What about coating them in Crisco? Not the liquid either but the paste looking stuff in the big can from back in the 80's. That stuff is slick!

jbozzelle wrote:What about coating them in Crisco? Not the liquid either but the paste looking stuff in the big can from back in the 80's. That stuff is slick!

f#@$ pam and crisco's short'nen boy,if you got some lard you'll be cooken! maybe a lard pro camel toe!

This thread could very likely harsh one's mellow.....

Wow Orville Redenbacher built a Hemi for Gerry or EMC I'm confused.
I just had too.

badnotch wrote:F#$% ALL OF YOU -THATS ALL I GOTTA SAY AND RICK F$%# YOU TWICE SEE YOUR OLD ASS AT NORWALK DOUCH

Well,I will be there. But don't come around asking any DUMBASS questions because i'm NOT a professional.

badnotch wrote:F#$% ALL OF YOU -THATS ALL I GOTTA SAY AND RICK F#$% YOU TWICE SEE YOUR OLD ASS AT NORWALK DOUCH

Gerry, Gerry, Gerry

Thats what Pops was saying, when he shot his load from 10 feet away with his eyes closed. He knew your egg was coming down the pike. Good thing he didnt call you by the name he ALMOST chose. STAIN! OR Klot! would have been tough on you in school.

But, the truly sad part is when the doc saw you in the birthing canal, and yelled SHUT THE GATES!! SHUT THE GATES!!

Your poor parents. They seem like such nice people. Just goes to prove that bad shit happens to good people.

P.S. I will be at Norwalk too .... fell free to come over and see me and my crew i wil be glad to answer all your questions douche bag !!!

rmcomprandy wrote:

I'm still trying to figure out the defination of a PROFESSIONAL engine builder ...
If I can remember back to my school days; the only real difference between a PROFESSIONAL and an AMETEUR is that one makes his living at it and one doesn't ... it has nothing to do with whether anyone is any good at it or not.
I guess we bettter start clarifying all walks of life
PROFESSIONAL lawyer, (as opposed to the hobbiest) or
PROFESSIONAL doctor, (there probably ARE aneteur doctors) or
PROFESSIONAL engineer, (almost every SHMOE thinks they know more) or
PROFESSIONAL insurance salesman, (who would do THAT for pleasure) or
PROFESSIONAL cashier, (maybe it would be fun at a family busimess) or
PROFESSIONAL know it all;
OH, that's right ... nobody makes their LIVING at being a "know it all" - lol, LOL, LOL
THEY ask questions on forums like this to prove their intelligence???
Is there a such thing as a PROFESSIONAL welfare collector ???

Let me break it down for you......

PROFFESIONALS built the Titanic
AMATEURS built the Ark.

badnotch wrote:F#$% ALL OF YOU -THATS ALL I GOTTA SAY AND RICK F#$% YOU TWICE SEE YOUR OLD ASS AT NORWALK DOUCH

Way to go StinkyKrotch...now Rick can't go to Nowalk His "Old Ass" can't stand another ass-whoopin

rmcomprandy wrote:

Barry_R wrote:This is good entertainment...

I have no idea what you guys are talkin' about...

But I will have another beer and slide that bowl of popcorn over here would'ja......

I'm still trying to figure out the defination of a PROFESSIONAL engine builder ...
If I can remember back to my school days; the only real difference between a PROFESSIONAL and an AMETEUR is that one makes his living at it and one doesn't ... it has nothing to do with whether anyone is any good at it or not.
I guess we bettter start clarifying all walks of life
PROFESSIONAL lawyer, (as opposed to the hobbiest) or
PROFESSIONAL doctor, (there probably ARE aneteur doctors) or
PROFESSIONAL engineer, (almost every SHMOE thinks they know more) or
PROFESSIONAL insurance salesman, (who would do THAT for pleasure) or
PROFESSIONAL cashier, (maybe it would be fun at a family busimess) or
PROFESSIONAL know it all;
OH, that's right ... nobody makes their LIVING at being a "know it all" - lol, LOL, LOL
THEY ask questions on forums like this to prove their intelligence???
Is there a such thing as a PROFESSIONAL welfare collector ???

I'm an amateur gynecologist. I tried it professionally but there was a lot of red tape involved in getting the license so I just turned my calling into a hobby .

sick Jack on 'em Rick.

I use to be a Petroleum Transfer Engineer many years ago!!! Poor Gerry! always getting the shit end of the stick!

'65 T-BOLT wrote:I use to be a Petroleum Transfer Engineer many years ago!!! Poor Gerry! always getting the shit end of the stick!

It's usually his shit on the stick.

maverick wrote:

'65 T-BOLT wrote:I use to be a Petroleum Transfer Engineer many years ago!!! Poor Gerry! always getting the shit end of the stick!

It's usually his shit on the stick.

so! you are saying...he usually F*#k's himself!!!!

TeflonDon wrote:Try a little Pam in a can, it is a self prepped coating that any housewife can use or apply once the instructions have been read thorougly. Repeat as necesary. No BLACK DEATH syndrome, or BLACK BOTTOM COOKIE fatigue as long as all directions are followed to a T. Remember to maintain a 8-10" spray pattern -- just a little trick us @ Betty Crocker Racing engines use here in Slippery Rock, Pa

Don, This is a little off topic, but it's been bothering me for years.....If nothing sticks to Teflon, what the hell makes the Teflon stick to the damned frying pan??? ...or the piston?

Mike R wrote:You guys are brutal. I promise to never ask a dumb question.

Its not asking dumb question that's the problem, many here are happy to take the time to help. The problem arises when the person asking the question asked it in a smart ass way and is a disrespectful idiot to well respected people who correctly answer the question......or that same person asked a question they have already decided on the answer and when people are oposite of what the believe is already correct they get crappy about it and tell the same well respected people, who have been down the path and don't have a clue.......

maverick wrote:

TeflonDon wrote:Try a little Pam in a can, it is a self prepped coating that any housewife can use or apply once the instructions have been read thorougly. Repeat as necesary. No BLACK DEATH syndrome, or BLACK BOTTOM COOKIE fatigue as long as all directions are followed to a T. Remember to maintain a 8-10" spray pattern -- just a little trick us @ Betty Crocker Racing engines use here in Slippery Rock, Pa

Don, This is a little off topic, but it's been bothering me for years.....If nothing sticks to Teflon, what the hell makes the Teflon stick to the damned frying pan??? ...or the piston?

now that's a deep question right their..... Whooooo

That was cool, Nick. I was foolin' around with this topic and all of a sudden I had to chase it over here.

dfree383 wrote:

maverick wrote:

TeflonDon wrote:Try a little Pam in a can, it is a self prepped coating that any housewife can use or apply once the instructions have been read thorougly. Repeat as necesary. No BLACK DEATH syndrome, or BLACK BOTTOM COOKIE fatigue as long as all directions are followed to a T. Remember to maintain a 8-10" spray pattern -- just a little trick us @ Betty Crocker Racing engines use here in Slippery Rock, Pa

Don, This is a little off topic, but it's been bothering me for years.....If nothing sticks to Teflon, what the hell makes the Teflon stick to the damned frying pan??? ...or the piston?

now that's a deep question right their..... Whooooo

Professional frycooks only respond, please.

badnotch wrote:do you guys read before you open your traps ? i asked if any professionals had an opinion on coatings-diamond recommends coating the skirts of large stroke engines -and for $ 130 i was wondering if it was really worth it or was a waist of freaken money
for god sake dont turn every fuc8ing thread into a pissing match for your egos- i asked a ? didnt call anyone names until i was hit first

and bruno - blow me take your 2 stage nos motor and stick it up your - hummm ars - 5.61 with 2 stages -i would be a little upset if i were you tuff guy think about that one for a while-and dont come back on here and say -well i only got edelbrock heads- your motor made as much power as mine did with them -so lets here your excuse now

dont have any excuse sir ...justworking out the bugs ......

but i do have a question for you when you were in high school, you had dreams of being a mathematician. The only problem was, when you took your IQ, subtracted your common sense, divided your attention, you ended up with multiple ignorance. Because if you were TWICE as smart, youd only end up as a dumbass.